So I’ve been’a talkin’ to my sexy-bag-boy-crush, for a couple of hours now, and we’ve just reached a fucking pivotal moment..all the emotions and feels are out the door, because this boy is now my plaything, on which all my sick fantasies will be released on. The poor fool said, and  I quote, ” Well, sexually speaking, I don’t think there is such a thing as ‘too far’” I asked him if he was sure of what he was saying and he said “oh yes”. I still don’t think he’s 100% sure of what he has just agreed to because..well..he’s a little naive, BUT WHO CARES?! LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES! PLUS WE’VE MADE A VERBAL AGREEMENT AND THAT’S THAT! 

In the beginning I was hoping for some sweet little romancy-relationship thing with him, but now..NOW I’ve found something better! Now I can get my sick kicks on the side, while leaving an opportunity for some light-eyed(blue or green) sweety to sweep me off my feet! La-la-la this guy has given me the best birph-day gift, and he don’t even know it!

Oh yes…there will be blood…